Anime Queens Pro Wrestling: Ultra Beatdown: Part 2

The camera slowly fades to the ring area.  Chiri Kitsu, the Hardcore champion, emerges from the entrance curtain, with her shovel in one hand and a sheet of paper in her other hand.  She rolls into the ring, laying the Hardcore title and her shovel at her feet, and grabs a microphone tossed into the ring by a member of the crew.

Relena: Chiri Kitsu's the only person to hold the title since day one... the way she's held it has always been somewhat controversial, but she is the Hardcore champion.

Chiri: In my crusade to set the world of anime and professional wrestling to rights, I've slaughtered all of your false idols.  Bleach, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Revolutionary Girl Utena, all three vastly, painfully overrated series.  But now we come across the biggest, longest running, most boring and painfully predictable and overhyped piece of crap the otaku populace has ever had thrust upon them.  Naruto... a bunch of kids screaming out their attacks at the top of their lungs, wearing bright orange jumpsuits, because that'll really help you blend in with your surroundings... endless boring training arcs, painfully flat characters, and just endless idiocy.  All the Narutards will get their comeuppance tonight, as I finally set the worlds of anime and professional wrestling to rights by ending this scourge once and for all.  I hold in my hand, the results of the most recent Naruto popularity poll, held in 2011 and posted with manga episode 531.  All in all, unless I missed someone, there are only six women who even breached the top 30.  And in looking through all the male characters, it gets agonizingly obvious that there's some kind of character generator out there that cranks out more and more of this cookie-cutter crap for almost 500 anime episodes.  But I digress... of the six females voted among the 30 most popular characters in the recent poll, two of them, Kushina Uzumaki and Konan, are both apparently... spoiler alert... dead.  So I guess I can forgive them.  So I'm officially calling out the rest... Hinata Hyuga, Sakura Haruno, Temari and Ino Yamanaka... the four of you get down here, I'll put my Hardcore title on the line, you put your lives on the line, and here on the final night of the EBW Arena's operations, the place will flow red with false ninja blood.  Sasuke isn't coming home... and neither are you!  Believe it!

As Chiri glares down the entrance ramp, the four aforementioned ninjas make their entrance.  The four of them slowly make their way down the entrance ramp before stopping in surprise as Relena Peacecraft takes off her headset, takes a mic, and addresses them.

Relena: I didn't expect you to follow through with this, Chiri.  As brave and as obsessed as you may be, four-on-one seems a little too much, even for you.  So I'm going to go ahead and make this a Captain's Fall match.  You and... who was the most popular woman on that poll you have?

Chiri looks angry and upset at this sudden change, but she checks the page.

Chiri: Hinata Hyuga.

Relena: You and Hinata are the captains.  If someone who's not the captain gets pinned, they're eliminated.  But if the captain gets pinned, the other captain either wins or retains the Hardcore title.  If someone who isn't the captain is the one who gets the pinfall, that person will get Sakaki's spot at Singularity.  If either Hinata or Chiri gets the pin... well, then, I guess it's just going to be six maidens.  And here, Chiri Kitsu, is your lone partner.

Relena sets the mic aside, sitting down and sliding her announcer's headset back on.  Chiri looks up at the entrance ramp, as Hinata, Sakura, Ino and Temari look up... and a giant dumpster is wheeled out of the entrance curtain.  The dumpster is shoved down the entrance ramp, and three of the four ninjas are able to get out of the way, but Temari is hit, slamming against the dumpster and collapsing to the side of the ramp, obviously hurt.  Now that the dumpster is out of the way, Chiri can see who shoved it, and tosses her microphone away as she looks on with a mixture of anger and relief... it's her perennially dirty, yet dead sexy, sister Tane.

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As Chiri makes her way out of the ring and over to the dumpster, now at ringside, the referee checks on Temari, who's clutching her ankle in pain.  The referee, deeming her unable continue with a twisted ankle, eliminated her.  The odds were now officially better than when Chiri slaughtered the girls from Bleach, but with a second on her side.  Chiri started yelling at Tane to go ahead and go home, but Tane had already picked her 'victim', laying into Ino with a series of right hands.  Chiri sighed, opening the dumpster to see what kind of weapons were inside... but it was full of actual trash, just like a real dumpster.  Chiri gagged as she closed the lid, as Tane whipped Ino into the steel steps, sending her collapsing to the ground as Tane lifted up the ring apron, rooting around underneath the ring for weapons.  And as the 'garbage wrestler' she was, she started pulling out a seemingly endless stream of chairs, tables, barbed wire spools, kendo sticks, and the like.

Meanwhile, Chiri had rolled back into the ring, grabbing her shovel once again.  As Hinata stood back in fear and shock, Sakura took the initiative and rolled into the ring.  She caught a shovel to her face for her trouble, as on the outside, Tane had grabbed a kendo stick in each hand and started wailing away on Ino.  She repeatedly lashed away with each stick one at a time before hitting a sexy pose, and cracking both sticks over Ino's head, breaking both sticks in half and sending a bleeding Ino to the ground.  She placed one foot on Ino's neck, pinning the girl for a three-count and eliminating her.

Back in the ring, Chiri was waiting for Sakura to get up from the vicious shovel shot.  As she did, Tane started throwing weapons into the ring... but Chiri kept throwing them right out!  'The big sister makes the mess, the little sister cleans it up' kind of thing they always did as kids.  But eventually, Sakura got to her feet and grabbed one of the weapons, a 2x4.  Chiri swung her shovel so hard, however, that it dug several inches into the 2x4, and she pulled the weapon out of Sakura's hands, yanking it off of her shovel's business end.  Sakura looked on in shock, but Chiri stunned her with another shovel shot.  She grabbed Sakura by the hair, tossing her shovel to the mat and pulling her up to the top of the closed dumpster next to the ring.  As the EMTs tended to Temari's ankle and Hinata watched in fear on the outside, Chiri turned Sakura so she was facing the ring below and stood behind her.  Chiri bent her forward, locking one of Sakura's arms behind her legs and slinging the other one behind Chiri's back.  Determined to give the fans something they'd never seen before, she lifted Sakura up and leapt into the air.  In the air, she not only spun around horizontally, but she also pulled Sakura up so that she was upside-down, belly-to-belly with Chiri.  Right before hitting the mat, Chiri sat down with Sakura's head between her legs.  Sakura's skull was driven directly into the shovel in a devastating move that could only be described as a Super Corkscrew Pumphandle Michinoku Driver II-B on the shovel.  Tane gave a little golf clap as Chiri pinned the destroyed Sakura, leaving only Hinata left.

With the bodies of three broken ninjas all around her, Hinata stared in fear as Chiri rolled Sakura out of the ring, slumping her body next to Ino's and Temari's as Tane rolled into the ring.  Hinata hurriedly started running away, making her way back up to the entrance stage... but as soon as she got up to the stage itself, Chiri's childhood friend and classmate, Harumi Fujiyoshi, emerged, blocking her exit.  Harumi chased Hinata back down the entrance ramp, around the dumpster and watched as Hinata rolled back into the ring, staring at Chiri and Tane.  Chiri seemed unsure, after that amazing Super Corkscrew Pumphandle Michinoku Driver II-B, of how to top herself in this match.  But Tane took care of that... she thrusted one arm upwards, palm thrust to the sky.  Everyone in the first few rows reacted... normally, when the legendary Terry Funk did this, the audience would throw hundreds of chairs into the ring.  But this being Tane, not only did they throw hundreds of chairs, they also threw their drink cups, food containers, all their garbage as well... Tane just seemed to attract garbage, although this lot was mostly chairs.  Chiri hurriedly grabbed her shovel and yanked both her and her sister out of the ring as a terrified Hinata was buried underneath a mountain of chairs and garbage.

As soon as the deluge stopped, Tane and Chiri rolled into the garbage-filled ring.  As Hinata struggled to her feet and dug herself out, Tane grabbed a cup that still had liquid in it, took a big swig, and spit it out in a mist in Hinata's face.  Harumi, on the outside, pulled a garbage can and lid from under the ring, tossing them inside.  Chiri grabbed the aluminum trash can, putting it over a stunned Hinata and trapping her inside it from the waist up.  As Tane grabbed the trash can lid, Chiri turned away, leapt to the second turnbuckle, and jumped back with a Triangle Kick, sending the trashed Hinata to the mat.  Chiri grabbed her shovel and she and Tane, with the trash can lid, climbed onto opposite turnbuckles.  Both leapt off, Chiri tucking the shovel under her shoulder and Tane tucking the lid under her shoulder, and both slammed into Hinata, crushing her with a stereo version of Chiri's finisher, the 50-50.

Tane tried to get the pin, rolling on top of the destroyed Hinata, but the referee informed her that Hinata's shoulders had to be touching the mat or the floor to be pinned.  Taking Tane's confusion, Chiri grabbed her sister by the back of the head, tossing her out of the ring, sending her landing on top of Harumi.  Chiri pulled the crumpled can off of Hinata and rolled out of the ring, looking underneath the apron for another weapon... and rolling back into the ring with a giant push broom!  As Tane and Harumi got up and moved out of the way, Chiri started shoving the broom and started cleaning the ring of garbage and chairs!  She started barking orders to both Harumi and Tane as she swept.  Tane didn't seem all too receptive, but Harumi convinced her gently, and the two followed Chiri's directions... and as Chiri finally cleaned the ring of everything but Hinata and the shovel, tossing the broom outside, the two proceeded to toss Ino, Temari and Sakura into the dumpster.  Chiri, shovel in hand, climbed up to the rim of the dumpster and leapt off, nailing another 50-50 for good measure, and got a quick pinfall and successful defense before lifting Hinata up and tossing her in the dumpster herself.

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Relena: Normally, I'd complain about someone without a contract interfering with a match.  But Hinata was trying to run away.  Congratulations to Chiri, who cashes in her ticket to Singularity... although now I've got to figure out how to revise the 'prophecy' with six women instead of seven.

Chiri rolls out of the ring, and Chiri, Tane and Harumi all walk over to the ninja-and-garbage filled dumpster.  As members of the ring crew clean up the trash and chairs mess outside the ring, the reigning Hardcore champion, her sister and her best friend wheel the dumpster up the entrance ramp, to the side of the entrance stage, and roll it off, sending it tumbling and crashing to the ground below.

Relena: Okay, this is officially too much.  You've proven your point, Chiri.

As Harumi and Chiri hug, and Harumi leaves through the entrance curtain, a ring crew member reaches the Kitsu sisters, handing Chiri the Hardcore title and a microphone. Tane, however, snatches the mic.

Tane: Congratulations, little sister.  Just one problem.  What was the problem with you not letting me get the pin?  I'd liked to have another paycheck to cash at Singularity.

Tane shrugs her shoulders, handing the mic back to Chiri, who takes it.

Chiri: Because if you were in the tournament, there's a pretty good chance that I'd have to fight you, Tane.  And you may be a disgusting, hoarder-like slob... but you're still my sister.

Tossing the mic aside, Chiri gives her sister a hug, which Tane returns.  A touching scene... if it weren't for the giant pile of dumpster, trash, blood and ninja on the ground below.  The camera fades to what used to be Princess Ayeka's office, the ancient Jurai relics long since gone.  Reiko Ando, Rally Vincent, Kiyone Makibi and Ran Kotobuki are all gathered around a large television, hooked into a closed-circuit feed of the Pay-Per-View.

Relena: There's four of the seven... six now... going to Singularity to crown the Goddess of Anime Queens Pro Wrestling.

Suddenly, the door swings open, and the camera follows the contenders' attention as they look over at the doorway... where Sailor Galaxia stands, proudly holding her AQPW Heavyweight title.  But something is different... instead of all gold, she's dressed in all black.

Galaxia: This is fair warning.  Tonight, I'm going to prove to the world, to the multiple universes we all subscribe from, and to all of you in here, that I not only deserve to be here, but that I am your one true goddess.  And tonight, I open a chasm within myself that I'd almost hoped I wouldn't have to resort to.  Tonight, I put the fear of Chaos into Milfeulle Sakuraba... and at Singularity, it will happen to whoever among you gets put in my way.  I understand now that simply showing the true way of the world isn't enough to one as simple and pure as Milfeulle Sakuraba.  I must instill Chaos into her, by making her hate me.  And the best way to make her hate me is to deny her immortality, and to allow her to ruminate on her hatred while her soul leaves what I decide to leave of her body.  Take notes tonight, children.  At Singularity... all will fall to Chaos.

Sailor Galaxia... Sailor Chaos... leaves the room, leaving the other four to look on where she was in shock.  A split screen emerges... on the right is Sailor Chaos, Lead Crow following dutifully behind her in full referee gear, walking with purpose down the right hallway.  On the left is Milfeulle Sakuraba, emerging from the locker room and taking a deep breath.  Vanilla H follows behind her, as she walks down the left hallway.  The split screen pulls back and the two shots merge, going into one shot from the 'Gorilla position' backstage as Milfeulle, Vanilla, Chaos and Lead Crow emerge from their respective hallways.  The camera cuts back to the arena, where Sailor Galaxia and Sailor Lead Crow make their entrance first.

Relena: Milfeulle certainly is a fighter.  But when the referee is in Sailor Chaos' pocket, that might not matter.  That's why I had to sign Vanilla H on as guest enforcer.  I had to even the scales somewhat.

Milfeulle makes her entrance as Sailor Galaxia/Chaos tosses her belt to the outside and rolls into the ring, Lead Crow right behind her.  Vanilla follows behind her, but stays on the outside as Milfeulle rolls in, looking at the transformed Sailor Galaxia.

Relena: Kiyone Makibi, Reiko Ando, Ran Kotobuki, Rally Vincent and Chiri Kitsu are going to Singularity.  Which Heavyweight champion is going to join them?  The current one, Sailor Galaxia... or Sailor Chaos as it were... or Milfeulle Sakuraba?  More than the Heavyweight Title is on the line in the final match of a series that has helped to define Anime Queens Pro Wrestling.

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As Lead Crow motioned for the match to begin and Vanilla H kept a sharp eye out, Galaxia played the aggressor and thrust out one punch, nailing Milfeulle in the gut and doubling her over.  She grabbed her by her waist, lifting her up and flipping her over so that she was sitting on Galaxia's shoulders but facing the opposite direction.  Milfeulle tried to lay a few punches in on Galaxia' face, but Galaxia replied by slamming Milfeulle back-first to the mat with a nasty Powerbomb.  Galaxia grabbed Milfeulle by her hair, standing her back up again and doubling her over again with another punch.  She lifted her up again for another Powerbomb, but Milfeulle wriggled free, landing behind Galaxia and bouncing off the far ropes.  On the rebound, she wrapped her arm around the back of Galaxia's neck and leapt forward, slamming her face-down onto the mat with a Bulldog attack.  Milfeulle hurriedly sat down on Galaxia's back, facing her head, and wrapped both arms around the front of her neck, trying to pull her head with a Camel Clutch.  Lead Crow didn't even bother to check to see if Sailor Galaxia was going to tap, waiting for Galaxia to break out of the hold.  Milfeulle and Galaxia both got to their feet, staring each other down as Vanilla kept a watchful eye on the outside.

Milfeulle took advantage, grabbing one of Galaxia's hands and bending it behind her back, standing behind her now and wrenching her arm.  Galaxia threw her free elbow back, nailing Milfeulle in the face, and spun around, standing behind Milfeulle now and wrenching her arm.  She shoved Milfeulle away, forcing her to bounce off the far ropes.  But on the rebound, Milfeulle tucked her head down and laid into Galaxia with her shoulder, flattening her with a Shoulder Tackle.  Milfeulle walked over to Galaxia, lying on her back now, and crossed Galaxia's legs.  She flipped Galaxia onto her stomach and faced away from her, placing one leg between Galaxia's crossed legs.  As she locked her other leg forward around Galaxia's, pinning Galaxia's between hers, she bent backwards and wrapped her hand around the front of Galaxia's neck, wrenching Galaxia's entire body and almost hovering over her with the devastating Muta Lock!

She wrenched and tore away, but Lead Crow refused to even check to see if Galaxia was tapping out.  After almost breaking Galaxia in half, Milfeulle let go of the hold and got to her feet, looking at Lead Crow with a sad little pout.  Lead Crow, however, seemed more interested in someone entering the ring area from the crowd... she hurriedly turned around, becoming 'distracted' as her partner, Sailor Aluminum Seiren, rolled into the ring.  As the 'referee was distracted', Seiren turned to Milfeulle, ready to assault her for her boss' benefit.  What she didn't count on, though, was Vanilla H grabbing her feet from outside, forcing her to fall on her face, Vanilla pulling her out of the ring, and holding onto feet, swung around in several big circles before tossing Aluminum Seiren head-first into the guard rail with an amazing Giant Swing attack.  Lead Crow turned around with a grin... which quickly turned to shock, seeing Milfeulle was still standing.

A furious Galaxia/Chaos slowly got to her knees, turning to face Milfeulle.  She stood up and growled, thrusting out arm out and grabbing Milfeulle by the neck, ready to flatten her with a devastating Chokeslam.  But as Galaxia lifted her up, Milfeulle grabbed onto her arm with both hands, lifting one leg up onto Galaxia's shoulder.  Both tumbled to the mat back-down, with Galaxia's arm trapped between both of Milfeulle's legs and gripped on by both of Milfeulle's hands... Milfeulle had countered the Chokeslam attempt into her own finisher, the Good Luck Lock!  And Galaxia started tapping out!

Milfeulle kept wrenching away harder and harder, and Lead Crow seemed to get rather concerned as Galaxia began tapping out... if she counted Galaxia's tapping out, Galaxia would lose the title.  But she didn't want her boss' arm to be broken in half.  She stood there, paralyzed, just staring as Milfeulle kept wrenching away.  Lead Crow watched in horror as Milfeulle kept wrenching away... until Aluminum Seiren, slowly waking up, reached underneath the ring apron and pulled out a wrench, slamming Milfeulle in the shoulder with it from outside and placing it in Galaxia's hand.  Milfeulle let go, gripping her shoulder in sharp pain as Lead Crow refused to count the disqualification.  Milfeulle stood up, openly crying now about Lead Crow being mean and unfair.  Galaxia stood up right behind Milfeulle, raising the wrench in the air.  But as Galaxia lowered the wrench, either aiming to cause Milfeulle permanent brain damage or get herself disqualified (as you can't lose the belt on a DQ), Vanilla reached out again, this time grabbing Milfeulle's ankle and pulling it.  Milfeulle didn't fall, but she did trip a bit, falling to her knees... as the wrench slammed directly into Lead Crow's head, knocking her out.

Galaxia/Chaos dropped the wrench, looking on in shock.  Milfeulle took this as an opening, and drove a knee into Galaxia's gut, doubling her over.  She thrust both arms upwards between Galaxia's arms and torso, clasping her hands together behind Galaxia's back so that she trapped both of her arms.  Using all her strength, she pulled back, Galaxia's head ending up between Milfeulle's legs, and she sat down, driving Galaxia's skull into the mat with a dangerous and devastating Tiger Driver.

After knocking Galaxia out with the Tiger Driver, she hurriedly rolled on top of her, trying to get the pinfall.  But Lead Crow was unconscious, and were she conscious, she would refuse to count anyways.  But the special enforcer, Vanilla, reached out and grabbed Lead Crow's hand.  She slowly slammed it against the mat three times... constituting a three count as the crew ringed the bell, and the darling of the Angel Brigade had won back the Anime Queens Pro Wrestling Heavyweight title... at the final point where it would have really mattered, as it was the final ticket to 'Singularity'!

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Relena: When your bag of tricks is turned against you, when the odds are finally even, Sailor Chaos couldn't get the job done.  Milfeulle won that title cleanly back at Revenger, she won the final war tonight, and is our two-time Heavyweight champion, ending Sailor Galaxia's reign of terror.

Milfeulle slowly stands up, still gripping her shoulder in pain.  Aluminum Seiren reaches into the ring, pulling Lead Crow out and helping her, not Sailor Galaxia/Chaos, back up the ramp.  Vanilla follows behind them closely as a member of the ring crew slides a mic and the Heavyweight title into the ring.  Milfeulle picks up both, looking at the title with a sad pout, before speaking.

Milfeulle: This isn't what I wanted.  This isn't what was supposed to happen.  The Heavyweight title is supposed to be the biggest, most important thing in a wrestling federation.  But every time this thing has changed hands, it's because of cheating and interference.  How are we supposed to find out...

A serious expression crosses Milfeulle's face as she looks out at Relena, sitting at the announce table.

Milfeulle: As the winner of the match and the Heavyweight Champion, I'm demanding you restart the match!  I don't like sounding rude and bossy, but this is important.  I don't wanna beat Galaxia and go onto Singularity because she tried to cheat and failed.  I want to go on because I was the better wrestler!  And it's my right as the champion to get this match restarted!  Um... please?

A sheepish, nervous grin crosses Milfeulle's face as Relena takes off her headset, grabbing a mic.

Relena: Very well.  That is very honorable of you, Milfeulle.  But the referee is obviously in no shape to officiate the match... and if the referee is unbiased, there will be no need for a special enforcer.

A regulation referee emerges from the entrance ramp, making her way into the ring as Relena slides her headset back on.  Galaxia/Chaos gets to her feet slowly, as the referee explains what's happened.  Galaxia stares at Milfeulle in shock and Milfeulle tosses her mic and the title to the outside as the referee motions for the bell, restarting the match.

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Still not understanding why Milfeulle would give her this chance, Galaxia/Chaos wasn't going to ruin it.  She immediately punched Milfeulle in the gut, doubling her over.  She wrapped one arm around the back of Milfeulle's neck and rolled backwards, pulling Milfeulle over her with both of them landing on their backs in a nasty Snap Suplex.  Galaxia got up first, holding her injured arm, and stomped on Milfeulle a few times before bending over and wrapping her arms around Milfeulle's waist.  She used her amazing strength to lift Milfeulle's limp body up and tossed it aside with a Karelin Lift.

Reaching down, Galaxia grabbed Milfeulle by the hair, going for an elbow to the face.  Milfeulle, however, ducked and slid behind Galaxia.  She wrapped both arms around Galaxia's arms and placed her palms flat against Galaxia's back, trapping her arms in Milfeulle's arms.  She lifted up with all her strength, sending Galaxia flying over her and slamming shoulders-first to the mat with the legendary Tiger Suplex.  Galaxia, however, was able to kick out of the move, and upon their both getting up, it was apparent why... Milfeulle's shoulder was still in pain from that wrench shot earlier.

Trying to get momentum back on her side, Milfeulle climbed onto the top turnbuckle.  But Galaxia caught this, running over to her and turning so she faced away.  She grabbed Milfeulle underneath each arm and lifted her up, running forwards.  She ran at full tilt, turning Milfeulle in mid-air and twisting her around, sitting down suddenly so that Milfeulle slammed back-first into the mat with a powerful Psychonoclasm attack.  Galaxia was unable to get the pin, however, as she was unable to hold Milfeulle in that position due to her injured arm.  Both slowly got back up, Galaxia before Milfeulle, and Galaxia sensed that the end was near.  She faced Milfeulle, wrapping her arms around Milfeulle and turning her upside-down, holding her upside-down belly-to-belly, ready to end this with a devastating Galactica Inflation.  The pain and the stress of wrestling two matches, however, forced Galaxia to struggle, and she ended up leaning backwards, falling back.  Milfeulle landed on her feet, and stood up, the tiny Angel Brigade superstar now holding Galaxia in the Galactica Inflation position.  Obviously straining and sweating from the strength she had to exert, Milfeulle instead swiveled Galaxia around so that she was still upside-down, but facing away.  She then simply let go, dropping Galaxia unprotected on her head and neck with a powerful and destructive Ganso Bomb.

Before winning, however, Milfeulle had one last thing to do.  Both were running on fumes now, as Milfeulle grabbed Galaxia by her hair, standing her up and grabbing her injured arm with both hands.  Not letting go, Milfeulle climbed onto the top rope and gracefully balanced her walk like a tightrope walker until she was in the middle of the ring ropes.  But when she leapt in the air, she wrapped both legs around Galaxia's arm, sending them both back-first into the mat and locking in an Old School variation of her Good Luck Lock finisher.  To her testament, Galaxia held in for a full minute before eventually being forced to tap out, ending the match... cleanly.

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Relena: Do you see this, dear brother?  This is what honor and glory look like.

Milfeulle lets go of the hold, breathing heavily and getting to her knees.  She pants as a member of the ring crew tosses the Heavyweight title in to her, and she grabs it, holding it up with a smile before sitting against the turnbuckle, catching her breath.  Sailor Galaxia/Chaos rolls out of the ring, a disgusted and dejected look on her face as her arm hangs limply at her side.  Pink confetti rains down onto the arena as a swarm of EMTs come to check on Galaxia's arm.  She swats them away with her working arm, choosing instead to climb over the guard rail and disappear into the night for the final time.

Relena: Congratulations to Milfeulle Sakuraba... not just for winning the match, but for doing the honorable thing.  Congratulations to all our winners tonight.  In fact...

Relena slides her headset off as Chiri Kitsu, Rally Vincent, Reiko Ando, Kiyone Makibi and Ran Kotobuki emerge from the entrance ramp, all making their way into the ring.  Relena Peacecraft grabs a mic and rolls in as well as all of the other champions, except for an unimpressed Ran Kotobuki, congratulate Milfeulle on her victory.  All of the champions are holding their respective belts, with Rally holding both Tag Team titles, as Relena makes her way to the center of the ring.  The girls form a circle around her as the theme for the 'Maidens Ritual', "Sign of the Cross" by Iron Maiden, plays softly in the background.

Relena: Seven maidens... six now... will compete to become the Goddess of Anime Queens Pro Wrestling.  And I've decided how we're going to accomplish it.  There will be three qualifying matches, one-on-one matches.  And the main event of the night is going to be the three winners of those matches in a Three Way Dance.  To pay tribute to what they did back in Philadelphia that helped inspire Extreme Bishoujo Wrestling and Anime Queens Pro Wrestling in the first place.  Three girls will enter, and two will be eliminated.  And to pay tribute to that Hardcore past, as well as EBW's own past, the match will be held in the same way that the finale of EBW Gaiden was held... after the first fall, when the match becomes one-on-one, the match will become Hardcore.  Milfeulle... to reward your determination, your honesty, and your honor, I'll go ahead and allow you to choose who you'd like to face in your qualifier.

Milfeulle slowly catches her breath, standing up and looking around before standing next to Relena, close enough that Relena's mic could pick her up.

Milfeulle: First of all, Galaxia, thank you.  Thank you for the opportunity to show my friends in the Angel Brigade, and the world, what I can do.  I hope you find peace, I really do.  Well... in wrestling, you've always got to concentrate on giving your fans the best possible match, no matter what.  And someone who always puts on the best possible match she can every night is our Television Champion.

Relena nods as she walks over to Chiri, Kiyone and Milfeulle shaking hands.

Relena: Very well... and as for you, Chiri, as the only one to hold onto your title for all five episodes of Anime Queens Pro Wrestling, I'd like you to choose your opponent in the qualifier.

Chiri: My campaign to set the worlds of anime and professional wrestling to rights will roll into Singularity.  Rally Vincent, as a tag team wrestler, when the tag team breaks up and the wrestler goes solo, that solo member either becomes a great legend, or immediately becomes forgotten.  Whether you're a Michaels or a Janetty, we'll find out at Singularity, as I'll get the chance to judge for myself.

Relena nods as all six women slide all seven titles out of the ring, various members of the ring crew collecting them as Relena bows to each girl in turn.

Relena: There you have it.  Sakuraba vs. Makibi, Kitsu vs. Vincent and Kotobuki vs. Ando.  Winners enter the Three Way Dance... the 'Night the Universes were Crossed'.  Thank you everyone... and farewell to the old Extreme Bishoujo Wrestling arena.  So many memories... but there comes a time when you need to leave the memories alone.  I'll see you maidens at Singularity to crown the Goddess of Anime Queens Pro Wrestling.  And now... I give you all permission to initiate another sacred pro-wrestling tradition...

Relena hurriedly rolled out of the ring, looking back up at the girls.

Relena: The 'Pier 6 Brawl'.  I'll see you all at the Anime Queens Pro Wrestling arena for 'Singularity'.

Ran gets an evil grin as she leaps at Reiko, slamming punches into her, but the giant muscle woman doesn't seem to feel anything.  Rally, however, feels it as Chiri runs forward, flattening her with a Superkick.  Milfeulle and Kiyone look at each other... shrug... and start trading punches.  The brawl continues in the ring as the camera fades to the exterior of the Hokkaido-based EBW arena.  It's the middle of the night, but one can still make out all the construction equipment around the arena as the lights fade out.